A gay porn site sure would. Or more precisely, Men.com wants to dish out $2 million to Justin Bieber and his Photoshopped Bulges By Calvin KleinTM to have sex with gay Atlanta porn actor Johnny Rapid.
Don't worry, Biebs, Rapid promises it'll be easy. (He's an aggresive bottom after all.)
“I have an incredible offer for you, Justin Bieber,” Rapid says in a video for the promotional ploy. “It's insane. Anyways, it'll be easy. I'll do most of the work. You come in for a few hours, then you're out of here with $2 million.”
The caption for the video is even better: “Breaking: Now that we've all seen his beautiful bulge, it's about time we see just how much heat Bieber is packing under there!”
Sadly, not much if you examine the original, untouched photos from Bieber's recent underwear shoot. But still, it'd be fun to watch. And Bieber is already warming up to the gays. He crashed a Log Cabin Republicans meeting in a West Hollywood chicken joint. West. Hollywood.
If not Bieber, there's always Chris Brown, whose bulge needs no retouching.