Which gay glossy is Atlanta’s nipple queen?

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Oh summer, how do we love thee? Guys, skimpy swimsuits, abs and nipples. Lots of nipples. Atlanta’s gay glossies offer up their summer swimsuit editions, but which one gives us the most nipples? Since we’re pretty fond of nipples at Project Q, we posed this simple question: Who’s got more in their current edition, David or Fenuxe? It’s summer, after all, and the pool parties have started. So this is an important issue to explore. Here’s how we went about it. We carefully examined each and every page of the online versions of the publications. And we counted, nipple by nipple, through it all. Nipples in swimsuit spreads? Count ‘em. Nipples in ads? Count ‘em. Nipples in photos? Count ‘em. Cartoon nipples? Yep, counted those too. But here’s an important note: We had to see most of a nipple to include it in our count. A flexed bicep covering it? No nipple count for you. A nipple tucked behind your buddy in the photo? No nipple count. We needed to see it and not imagine that it's there, however large, small or pierced. Really, we chewed on these for quite some time. But despite most guys having two nipples, sometimes just one was included in our tally. Fenuxe published its Sizzling Summer Fashion issue on May 17. They explore summer fashion and loads of poolside options, too. The result? 65 nipples. (And tons of abs.) David went with its Boys Just Wanna Have Fun issue on May 15. They offer an athletic look at swimwear. The result? 75 nipples. Congrats, David. You are this summer’s nipple queen. Now go and enjoy all 140 nipples in both magazines.


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