If your internet hook-up is going to end at the Cheshire Motor Inn, leave a little extra time for some drama. It is, after all, the sort of place that gets featured on “Cops.” But hey, this couple is classy. There was dinner before sex. The Loaf’s Blotter Diva takes it from here:

Another Internet dating cautionary tale. A 33-year-old man met a guy online, and after communicating for about a month, the two lovebirds decided to meet in person. Apparently, on their first date, they went out to dinner and then to a motel notorious for sex on Cheshire Bridge Road. The man said he passed out in the room and when he woke up, his date was gone — and so was his ATM card. He checked his bank account and $400 was already missing.

Midtown’s gay hotspots aren’t immune to crime. There was that dance floor smackdown at Blake’s and the guy who fell off the wagon at Heretic and right into the ass end of another car. Let's not even get started about the girlfriend pissed off over her panties and the lesbians lacking bed death.