This gay Atlanta daddy needs a refresher course in twink idioms: Fool me once and I'll bail you out of jail. Fool me twice and you'll get relieved of your cash, crystal figurines and Tiffany's ring. Twink love burns every time.
But this gay man, 44, still fond of his much younger ex, 23, ignored the warning signs. First, when he posted bond for the ex-lover and sprung him from the Cobb County Jail. Then, a second time when he left him in his apartment with easy access to cash, jewelry and firearms.
That is a recipe for twink trouble. But better yet, the older dude – burgled of more than $6,800 in cash and prizes – still politely described his relationship with the twink thief to cops like this: “A gentlemen whom he dated in the past.”
The Blotter Diva reports:
In the Lindbergh area, a 44-year-old man allowed a much younger friend (noted in the police report as “a gentlemen whom he dated in the past”) to stay for a few days at his apartment. One morning, the man went to work, leaving his ex-lover, 23, and his roommate in the apartment. When the man returned, his ex-lover was gone — along with $515 cash. The man said he called his ex-lover several times — no answer. He suspects his ex-lover also swiped other items from apartment, including two crystal figurines, a Tiffany's ring (worth $2,300), a Canon camera, two Burberry shirts (worth $500 each), and his black Combat handgun ($3,000).
What's a well-dressed and bedazzled daddy to do now that he's been relieved of his really nice stuff? Oh, honey. Hell hath no fury like a gay daddy scorned.
Apparently, the 44-year-old man is well aware of his ex-lover's history of run-ins with the law. He told police that he posted bond and bailed his ex-lover out of Cobb County Jail shortly before allowing the ex-lover to stay at his apartment. (The ex-lover was jailed on a failure to appear charge.) The 44-year-old promptly revoked the bond.
