Getting dirty on Grindr doesn't take long. A little grit on a guy can help seal the deal. And this handy gay who's good with his hands wants to put his big tools to work for you. Just maybe not in the way you might like best.

Grindr is good for getting dick. It's also a spot for some viral marketing. Just ask this meaty Cowtippers waiter. Or this trashy playwright. And this clean-cut 36-year-old auto mechanic who not so cleverly calls himself TRIP.

“Just networking … focused … my business. … I don't work in a shop … mobile.”

This oil changing, brake repairing tall, slim and single guy is a man of few words. He's a mechanic not an author, after all. So he's ready. Right now. To lube your chassis. Just remember to save those repair shop sex fantasies for your porn: “NNNNN OOOOOOOO SEXXXXXX.”

But you have to wonder, does he accept tips for his handiwork?