Nothing is free in Midtown, not even a blowie

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Gay Atlanta men are slutty size queens. This we know. Turns out though that when it comes to oral sex, we can also be pretty demanding. Like ready to fight over a blow job. 

Via the Blotter Diva at Creative Loafing:

Outside a Midtown hospital, a cop saw two men brawling. The first man, age 28, said the second man asked him for a “blowjob” without offering money or condoms — and then started following him, provoking a fight for no reason. The first man said the second man never gave him any money, not a penny.

Nothing is free anymore, not even a causal quickie. Oh how Midtown has changed. 

But wait, the second dude wants to make it clear he wasn't down for the gay sex. This conversation had to do with cash and pot. Drugs not blowies, he insists.

The second man's story was drastically different. He said he spoke to the first man about buying some marijuana, gave him $50, and in return received nothing. The second man said he was robbed of $50 and planned to keep fighting the first man until he got his money back or went to jail.

As the cop tries to sort out the sticky situation, the two start brawling. Again. So the officer jails them for disorderly conduct. But not before the first guy – the one so offended that the request for a blow job didn't come with cash – gives his purse to his sister before being carted off to jail.

At least neither man ended up a bloody mess laying on the street in their jockstrap when this trick went sour. That's the worst.

[Creative Loafing]


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