Midtown gay bar meltdown: Cop a ‘stupid whore’

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Couples argue. Sometimes they brawl and bitch slap. But mostly, they feud after partying it up in a Midtown gay bar, drinking and not making it home before drunkenness takes hold and someone tells a cop to "suck my dick."

And this time, it wasn't Baton Bob.

This loving gay couple was so close. So close to leaving the bar and making it home without incident. Until a button popping weird guy tries to turn a twosome into a plus one. And then the shit happens.

Blotter Diva, take it from here.

Two men dressed in orange-and-white clothes were arguing loudly outside a gay bar in Midtown. When a female cop walked up, one man ran away, leaving his shirtless boyfriend alone. The boyfriend said that earlier, they had just left the bar when a weird guy walked up and grabbed his arm. His partner became angry and all three men argued. He said the weird guy grabbed his shirt, causing all the buttons to pop off. The boyfriend retrieved his damaged shirt from his car to show the officer. Then the boyfriend got really weird. He refused to identify himself and offered up obviously fake names, so the cop drove him to the police station. According to the police report, en route the man made obscene gestures and told the cop to "suck my dick and from the back" and "I hope you get AIDS." Also, he threatened to kill the female officer, called her a "stupid whore," and screamed, "I hope your momma die, you dumb bitch." Then the man "urinated in the back of my patrol car," the female cop noted.

Police fingerprinted the man, identifying him as a 27-year-old from Jackson, Miss., with no criminal history — until now. He went to jail for threatening an officer.

Lesson No. 1: Don't wear orange to a gay bar. Ever.

Lesson No. 2: Gays from Mississippi just can't handle the big city. You probably shouldn't date ones from Alabama, either.

Lesson No. 3: Don't call a cop a "stupid whore." And don't call the bouncer a "faggot."

Lesson No. 4: They always reconcile.

[Creative Loafing]

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