Is ‘Cumming’ really the fragrance you desire?

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The irony of a gay man finding a fragrance named Cumming in Cumming, Ga., is rich. But it begs a bigger question: Does it smell as raw and sexual as its name implies? And do you want a whiff of that all day long?

Even more pressing: Do you use Cumming the Fragrance in the hopes that it will then necessitate the need for Atlanta-based Fort Troff's Cum Lube? Yes, that's a real thing. (NSFW)

All important factors to consider. But back to the irony. Self-described “gay dude living in Cumming” Marc Nolan tweeted this pic as part of his adventures in “my all str8, uber conservative 'hood.”

The fragrance is the work of gay-married actor Alan Cumming, who got all sexy and suggestive to pitch it during a commercial in 2006. Double entendre fully intended and appreciated.

 
 

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