Skinny jeans, V-neck t-shirts and guys who watch “Steel Magnolias” are all gay — and thanks to you queers and your gender-bending approach to life, the American male is being ruined.
Men are sissies and that’s why it’s more and more difficult to find real men. That’s the takeaway from freelance writer Jane Gilvary, who apparently has gone insane over being one of the few red, white and blue conservatives from the City of Brotherly Love.
Let’s get right to the craziness of her “Skinny Jeans, John Wayne, And The Feminization Of America”:
When did men in America go from being masculine steak-eating, plaid shirt wearing, Old Spice smelling, cigar smoking cowboys who like football, hunting, and Clint Eastwood movies to skinny jean wearing, satchel carrying, pierced ear metrosexuals who like chick flicks, “The View,” and Bath & Bodyworks? The American man is an endangered species due in large part to the over-feminization of society.
And then there’s this Sarah Palin-esque rant:
The end product is pantywaist pushovers who will cry during “Steel Magnolias” and urinate sitting down. This is bad news for America, who will eventually have to reap what the feminists have sown, which will be a paucity of male leaders, entrepreneurs, scientists and heroes.
All of that boils down to this. Skinny jeans are gay. Also gay:
• V-neck tees. Extra gay: V-neck tees in purple and pink
• “Steel Magnolias”
• Accessorized scarves
• Pedicure
• Waxing
• “The View”
• Madonna Rama Parties
• Girly-men
• Running while wearing a purple dress
• Bath & Bodyworks, Target and Starbucks
• Urinating sitting down
• HGTV
• Disco balls
• Ryan Seacrest
• Drag queens
• “Project Runway”
• Metrosexuals
• Appletinis
• Dancing in a bar in your undies
• Lattes
• Flip-flops
Anything to add to the homo list?
