Gay porn’s Randy Blue production company doesn’t have the market cornered on young, hung jocks as sex stars, but it does have a unique sense of humor when marketing them. If you’re into that sort of thing.

From its stable full of studs comes Caleb Strong and Scotty Marx demonstrating "10 Ways to Get Laid at the Gym" (video above). Gratuitous grunts, seductive water guzzling and begging for a spotter all make the cut, but our favorites come in at No. 8 and No. 9.

Surprisingly, there is less skin than we hoped expected in the promo. Perhaps not so surprising is the video’s timing: Randy Blue’s “Caleb and Scotty’s Sex Gym” premieres on March 3.

In the meantime, maybe you can use their tips to your advantage next time you’re at the gym. Just watch out for local trainers like this one, porn stars like that one, or gym bunnies who do this.