Hey Atlanta gays, your Manhunt profile sucks

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Gay boys are getting laid less -- no really, this survey says so -- and here's why: You lack the flair needed to write a trick-catching headline for your Manhunt profile. "Hey guys" isn't cutting it.

The online cruise site quizzed its techies to uncover this sad nugget: The phrase "hey guys" was among the most-used in profile headlines in 49 states. There are only 50 states. Boring! Your dull chase for dick has put potential tricks to sleep. Or worse, kept them clicking right past your profile.

In Georgia, other favorites are as equally uninspiring. You don't spark a flame in the groin with stuff like this:

Looking for fun.


Then go to Six Flags. But if you're looking to get laid, this popular phrase among Manhunt users in Georgia won't cut it. That headline screams, "I'm dull and a lousy lay so move along, there's nothing to see here." Be specific. What sort of fun? Atlanta gay guys are a kinky bunch, so are we talking an akward blowie in the dark or an all-night marathon in our furry costumes?

Searching for the right one ... Are you the one who can keep me warm?


Seriously? You're in Georgia where the average temperature is not cold. You're also sending a mixed message. Are you searching for the one, the one to keep you warm or the one to get you laid? Cuddling and hot sex are way different. And let's not even get into the "right one." This is Manhunt, not eHarmony.

Looking for love.


Please, girl. A dick site is the wrong place for that. That's like rolling up to Taco Bell and ordering a Big Mac. Like hoping to order tolerance at the Chick-fil-A drive through. Like checking the Westboro Baptist Church worship schedule for the next gay Bible study class.

Do u wanna see my 10" dick.


Atlanta guys are size queens, so this one sorta works. It's getting specific. It puts a certain image in your head. But gay guys and their penis size never measure up. And while someone may want to see it, this headline is still too vague. What do you want to do with it? I need to know which itch you're going to scratch with that big pipe.

Step up your game, fellas. Dazzle with dirty. It's Manhunt, after all. Your dick is counting on you.

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