You kinky, slutty Atlanta gays. You’ll make a sex tape, send X-rated pics to potential tricks, sex it up at the bar, dive into an orgy and love it doggie style. Sorry your dicks are getting smaller, though.
Fenuxe blew its annual Gay Atlanta Sex Survey wad, quizzing you on all things sexual, from your fantasies to turn ons, HIV tests and attitudes. The results are in and, well, you’re just as versatile — or at least say you are in an online survey — as you were last year.
But back to the shrinking penis. Last year, respondents to the survey packed some pride, measuring up at seven inches and topping the national average of a little over five. This year? You’re sporting six inches. What happened? It’s the mystery of the Great Shrinking Penis.
Some other interesting sextoids from the survey:
Take it from behind. One in four of you gotta have it doggie-style. A slim 11 percent prefer it missionary. Boring, queens.
Kiss the bicep. Arms, butts and chests are among your biggest turn ons. Bad teeth, hair and breath are turn offs.
I want my porn. A majority of respondents say they watch porn several times a week, which is probably why 52 percent say they’ve made a sex tape. Half say they would appear in a porn, too.
Not at my place. Nearly two-thirds say they’ve taken part in an orgy, while 59 percent claim they’ve had sex in a bar. (Um, Eagle raid people!) It’s little wonder, then, that 42 percent say they go out to bars and clubs looking to get laid.
No secrets. Some 84 percent say they keep nothing related to sex — no secrets, fantasies or fetishes — from their partner. Yet, 44 percent never ask someone’s HIV status and just 31 percent get an annual HIV test.
Flip-flop. So much for Atlanta’s reputation as being a haven for bottoms. Some 60 percent say they are versatile. Uh-huh. That’s nearly the same as the 61 percent who lied when answering the exact same question last year.
No names, please. One in four of you likes anonymous sex at least once a month. The rest of you, 77 percent, introduce yourself and then give away the cookie jar on the first date.