Never mind the high-end crystal. These two Atlanta queens battled it out with cheap wine glasses on their express lane to boyfriend breakup. You just know boxed wine played a cameo in this domestic dustup.

What we know is this: There was sex, someone was cut, there was vagueness and there was at least one cheap wine glass from the Dollar Store. And the cops. Always the cops.

Oh Creative Loafing's Blotter Diva, please take it from here:

“I fell on a wine glass and cut my lip and neck.” That's how a 39-year-old Stone Mountain man explained an early morning spat with his “friend” on Metropolitan Parkway. His friend had another story. He said they've been lovers for two weeks and “I held up a cheap Dollar Store wine glass to his face, it broke cutting his neck.” The Stone Mountain guy with the cut face said he was “just visiting” his friend's apartment. The officer noted, the man was “very vague and did not want to talk any further.” He did not want to press charges against his friend — he just wanted to go home.

Relationship over, make sure to dump the ex's stuff on the porch. That's how the classy gays do it.