Some say that first impressions are the only impression. They’ll always be remembered. It’s important to smile, wear deodorant and be polite. Except, of course, in the anything-goes world of Grindr. I’m always amazed at the display of bravery/audacity on Grindr when someone messages me with not a universal greeting of “hello,” but an opening line that is a little less conventional. Check out the real-life openers in the screen captures gallery below, along with my commentary. Former Atlantan Totally Tyler is a Manhattan-based blogger and the author of “Your Boyfriend and Other Guys I’ve Kissed: The Tails of Totally Tyler.” Watch our video interview with him, and check out more of his creepy and funny Grindr finds. Have your own Grindr screen captures? Email them to us or post them in the comments below.