Bishop Eddie Long is back, well-rested after what we expect was one of his infamous retreats for dirty men only where the testosterone flows, grown men call him daddy and everyone brings fresh juice. We’re not talking Jesus Juice here, either. Long snatched the spotlight away from his wife quitting him last month by announcing that he, too, is quitting. Sadly for the members of his New Birth Missionary Baptist Church, he never intended it to be more than a quick sojourn away from the pulpit. He’s back, once again spreading his brand of anti-gay preaching while enjoying gay sex shenanigans on the side. Now, if he’d only quit those tight muscle shirts.