Ben Maisani, why’d you do it? The hunky beau of CNN's Anderson Cooper was caught smooching another guy in public. Which leads us to this: What do you do when your mate is caught cheating?

My Sister’s Room dumped its 18 and up nights. Jungle won’t take the youngsters, either. Mixx? Not even for author events. No place in the gayborhood seems to want the gays who can’t drink.