Listen up, straight ladies. It's OK to get your fag hag on with your gay boys at the gay bar. Ask first and you can probably touch the hardbodies all around you. (We do.) But please, don't bare your boobs.
A party gal learned that lesson the hard way during a recent drunken night in gay Atlanta. She followed one mistake (pulling up her skimpy shirt) with another (putting some gay hands on her bare boobs), according to Creative Loafing's Blotter Diva:
A young woman recently decided to show off her boobies on the dance floor at a local gay bar. A cop standing nearby reported that the 21-year-old North Carolina woman “lifted up her small T-shirt that she was wearing and exposed her breasts and took the hands of an unknown male that she was dancing with and placed his hands on her exposed breasts.”
This party girl wasn't done, though. Mistake No. 3: Not heeding the advice of a cop.
The cop walked over and informed the bouncing-bosom dancer that this “kind of misconduct is not acceptable and unlawful. I then asked her to leave the club because she appeared very intoxicated.”
Mistake No. 4 was her final, and fatal, error of what's now an evening she will regret.
The officer walked her to the bar's front entrance and just when she was almost out the door, the woman allegedly reared back and punched the cop's wrist. Stunned, the cop handcuffed her. “She suggested that I let her go home because she only hit me because she had been drinking,” the cop noted. Instead, the cop took her straight to jail on a disorderly conduct charge.
See also: Don't punch a cop in a gay bar, even if you do porn.