imageTry being in almost 50 places in a day. Unless you’re going as the Eric Dane/Multiple Men mutant from X-Men or you’ve discovered the secret to cloning, we can only lay out the options, not get you to all of them.

News flash: the Atlanta Pride Festival takes place all day in Piedmont Park. Human Rights Exhibit & YouthPride “Doors” art, all day. Children’s Show, 10:30 a.m. Stage Entertainment, beginning at 1 p.m.

And don’t forget these afternoon Pride plans: “Rejuvination: Fun in the Garden” @ Piedmont Park, 1 p.m. Trans March, 1 p.m. Literary Showcase @ Piedmont Park, 2:15 p.m.  Club Pride with DJ Paulo @ Piedmont Park pool, 3 p.m. Dyke March, 5:30 p.m. Commitment Ceremony, 6:30 p.m.

Read all our coverage about and leading up to Pride.

Everybody wants to Ruck-A-Buck. Tournament with Atlanta Bucks rugby team @ Coan Middle School, 12 noon.

It sounds dirtier than it is. Bum-kin Carving Contest @ Cowtippers, 2 p.m.

Regional rivalry + Halloween = Georgia v. Florida Watch Party/Halftime Costume Contest @ Woofs, 3:30 p.m.

Take advantage of your costume to help a good cause. Halloween Scream for AID Atlanta @ Shout, 5:30 p.m. Boo-T-Ball ‘09 for Open Hand @ Hotel Palomar, 8 p.m.

So much going on. Maybe we’ll just go see a play. “FlagBoy!” @ 14th Street Playhouse, 7:30 p.m. “The Harvey Milk Show” @ OnStage Atlanta, 8 p.m. “A Life in the Theatre” with Andre DeShields @ the Alliance, 8 p.m.

More breaking news: It’s Halloween night, and you might be able to find a theme party or costume contest. Nightmare On Edgewood @ Noni’s, 6 p.m. Happy Halloween/Gay Pride Party @ Model T, 7 p.m. Wicked Sexy Weekend Party Part 2 @ Friends On Ponce, 7 p.m. LGBT Haunted Halloween Pajama Party @ Elle, 8 p.m. S.I.N. Halloween/Pride Party @ Bellissima, 8:30 p.m. Pride O Ween Wknd @ Heretic, 9 p.m. Costume Contest @ Burkhart’s, 9 p.m. Thrill-Her Block Party w/ Girls in the Night @ Atlantic Station, 9 p.m.

Ever more Halloween, quoth the Raven. Costume Contest @ the Eagle, 10 p.m. Halloween Extravaganza & Da Haunted Hood Haunted House @ Traxx, 10 p.m.Happy Pride/Haunted House @ My Sister’s Room, 10 p.m. Honey: Pride/Halloween Costume Party @ Engine 11, 10 p.m. Nightmare On Peachtree Street w/ Brett Henrichsen, Kevin Aviance @ Fox Theatre, 10 p.m. Scary-oke and YouthPride-A-Thon (21+) @ Mary’s, 10 p.m. Terror Under the Rainbow w/DJ Chris Cox @ Jungle, 10 p.m. DJ Martin Fry spins Pride O Ween Afterhours @ Bodyshop, 2:30 a.m.

Ever more nightlife options. Ever more.

View the full list of gay things to do today on Project Q Atlanta’s interactive community calendar. You can also submit your own events.