There’s only so much curiosity gay men and lesbians have about each other’s sexual habits before we just say “ew” and move on. So why do some straight girls seem even more interested in gay sex than we are? And how do you address what in some cases can be uncomfortably graphic inquiries about the dirty details?

If you have a strong desire to answer inappropriately probing questions about your sex habits with inappropriately blunt responses but are too squeamish to voice them, illustrator and animator Graham Gremore – he of the viral “You Can’t Be Gay Unless You Have a Job” — is here for you.

Gremore’s latest, “The Straight Girl’s Guide To Gay Sex” (video above) should really be called “Straight Girl’s Guide To Butt Sex.” Nevertheless, it provides the information so that you never again have to answer the five most commonly fielded questions about tops, bottoms and poop holes. Along the way, it also provides a laugh riot of voices and quips.

Now if we could just get that contingent of straight female worst offenders to act right in gay bars.