37 ways to serve major sexy at summer swimsuit parties

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Undressing for one of Atlanta’s umpteen gay swimsuit parties sounds simple at first, but it’s deceptively tricky to get just right. So we’re providing tips and plenty of pics to prep your package this weekend and beyond.

Whether you’ll be browsing the packages at Mr. Turk’s Joining Hearts Swimsuit Trunk Show on Friday or sporting a Speedo at Jungle’s Oasis Swimsuit Dance Party with Boy Next Door fashions on Saturday, these pointers should tip you in the right direction on how to serve swimsuit.

We’ve shared advice on prepping your package for Speedos, trunks or board shorts before. But guys are visual, so we dipped into our vast archives to create this point-by-point pictorial of some of the sexiest and otherwise best-choice accessories for the big event. 

 

Serve it with friends.

 

 

With very friendly friends.

 

 

With abs.

 

 

With gusto.

 

 

With a smile.

 

 

With approval.

 

 

With the right purse and shoes.

 

 

 

And gloves.

 

 

 

OK with a fan, too.

 

 

Serve swimsuit with cloying coyness.

 

 

With a big reveal.

 

 

With girls and/or gurlz.

 

 

With hair or without.

 

 

Serve it like real gay swim jocks.

 

 

Or just in a real jock.

 

 

Speaking of which, serve it with booty.

 

 

And package.

 

 

And nipples.

 

 

Serve swimsuit like a David model.

 

 

Or with a theme.

 

 

With moves.

 

 

With leather.

 

 

Or denim.

 

 

With whatever size gun you’re packing.

 

 

With tats.

 

 

With a flourish.

 

 

Aw hell. Serve it in a lady's one-piece if you're man enough.

 

 

However you serve it, just serve it with everything you’ve got.

 

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