No matter how obsessed your straight friends are with Halloween, they can’t compare to the costume bar that gets raised at Atlanta’s gay events each year. Settle in as we enhance your old standby slutty gay cop and sexy jock with some up-to-the-minute gay zeitgeist.

A nip in the air just means more nipple to love on those bold shirtless gay Halloween sluts. And every gay who’s any gay already knows what not to wear. We're all over Halloween.

Sure, you could always see how gay celebrities dress up for the holigay. There is even a site dedicated to gay costumes. Or you can see what a columnist calls this year's gayest. But who needs them when you can look to gay Atlanta’s own? Last year’s boys turned it out, and along with a few new faves from around the web, these ideas should help spark your wild imagination.

So right now. Or at least five minutes ago.
You and yours sparkle as Douglas and Damon.

Even better.

That five-letter 'M' word Billy Ray Cyrus pooted out.

Or come in like a wrecking ball.

50 shades of Sherman Williams.

Just a T-shirt still ends up as Best. Costume. Ever.

Everything Carrie's new again. You be her, I’ll be Julianne Moore.

Armie Hammer and Johnny Depp

Or basically every movie, a la “Pleasantville.”

Ruin cherished icon for children forever.
My Little Pony.

And her sister, Amadeus.

Bert and Ernie entertain a third.

Now Mario and Luigi will really fix your plumbing.

You’re so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey!

Asian Liza Minelli and David Gest. Or… Oh, whatever.

Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice.

Loki and Thor don’t need another hero. Wait. They do.

You’re so f*king 'masc.'
Bend over and spread ‘em.

We totally painted each other’s abs.

Steam punk realness.

Re-enact Atlanta Pride firemen doing this.

Big-arm forces.

Lumber Jack’d.

You’re not just sporty. You’re a straight jock for gay equality.

Medusa and her men-ions.

Tried and true. With a twist.
Day of the Dead realness.

Don’t bother; they’re here.

French Kiss.

Victoria’s Secret for Him.

And his moms.

And their wicked stepsisters.

Halloween, just 55 days 'til Christmas. Pa-rum-pa-pum-pum.