imageThere’s no lesbian bed death happening in this Atlanta home: An ex shows up around midnight, gets jealous over your chat with another woman and then smacks you in the face.

Nope, it’s not the latest on “Cops” or a rerun of “The L Word.” This lesbian drama is straight from the files of the Atlanta Police Department, courtesy the Blotter Diva at Creative Loafing. Keep reading—an ex-fiance shows up, too.

A 44-year-old woman said her ex-girlfriend, 21, showed up at her house on Richmond Circle around midnight. She said the ex-girlfriend got jealous because she her talking on the phone with another woman. She said she tried to close the door on her ex-girlfriend, but the ex-girlfriend kicked open the door. She said the argument continued, and her ex-girlfriend hit her in the face. (The woman had a small cut under her eye but refused medical attention.) The woman said her ex-girlfriend was with her ex-fiance (a 57-year-old man), but he was not involved in the argument. The woman said her ex-fiance tries to play peacekeeper between her and her ex-girlfriend. Apparently, both exes left in a black Buick Riviera before police arrived.

There’s also the item about a guy stuffing 19 bottles of Air Wick scented candles and oils in his pants. But that’s not really gay, so we skipped it.